We are all Toast

Because someone in the world needs to understand the importance of kitchen appliances.
Who needs eternal life after all?

Who needs eternal life after all?

bagleopard:

the lady at the sandwich shop today was like “that’ll be 4.20 luv, would you like it toasted?” and i nodded and said “blaze it” and the guy working the sandwich toaster lost it 

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tacobell:

Taco Bell Breakfast is coming. Get the Waffle Taco March 27. 

Taco Bell: embracing the toaster

tacobell:

Taco Bell Breakfast is coming. Get the Waffle Taco March 27. 

Taco Bell: embracing the toaster

9gag:

This kid was a toaster for Halloween


Rarely on my dash, do I see a post this perfect for my blog.

9gag:

This kid was a toaster for Halloween

Rarely on my dash, do I see a post this perfect for my blog.

(via uhsexual)

Easy mistake to make… But toasters, unlike VHS, will never go out of style.

Ok, I take it back. VHS is still pretty sweet.

Easy mistake to make… But toasters, unlike VHS, will never go out of style.

Ok, I take it back. VHS is still pretty sweet.
Combine your two favorite things: sports and toast! 
lol, jk this is tumblr. people dont like sports.

Combine your two favorite things: sports and toast! 

lol, jk this is tumblr. people dont like sports.

Showered with Toast

In the shower today, I was really craving toast. I almost texted my sister to bring the toaster up, but then I remembered.
If I made toast in the shower, it would get soggy…